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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 11th October 1991

Dilbert//909, first published 35 years ago on Friday 11th October 1991


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dilbert convince resign lurking sire usual pumishment blind date edna loneliest hun


Official transcript

Dilbert stands in front of a castle door labeled "King Dogbert."

Dilbert thinks, "I've got to convince him to resign."

An Elbonian guard holds Dilbert by the arm and says to Dogbert, "I found him lurking, sire. The usual punishment?"

Dilbert says, "Dogbert!"

Dogbert, who is wearing a miter, says, "Dilbert!"

Dilbert asks, "What is the usual punishment?"

Dogbert replies, "A blind date with 'Edna the Loneliest Hun.'"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'VE GOT TO CONVINCE HIM TO RESIGN.

KING DOGBERT I FOUND HIM LURKING, SIRE.

THE USUAL PUNISHMENT?

DOGBERT!

DILBERT!

WHAT IS THE USUAL PUNISHMENT?

A BLIND DATE WITH "EDNA THE LONELIEST HUN."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Edna the Loneliest Hun"

Summary:

This comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled dog, standing in front of a door labeled "King Dogbert." Dilbert is accompanied by a man in a red shirt, who asks the king, "I found him lurking, sire. The usual punishment?" The king responds with a chuckle, "Dogbert!" The man then inquires, "What is the usual punishment?" To which the king replies, "A blind date with 'Edna the Loneliest Hun.'" The strip concludes with Edna, a white dog with a yellow hat, approaching Dilbert, who appears apprehensive.

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