Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 24th October 1991

Dilbert//922, first published 35 years ago on Thursday 24th October 1991

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dilbert dogbert high school yearbook brings memories dopey noober flagpole live frogs pants principal happiest guy ever known

Official transcript

Dilbert leans against the hassock looking at a yearbook. Dilbert says, "This high school yearbook really brings back the memories."

Dilbert shows Dogbert the yearbook and says, "There's Dopey Bobby Noober. Every day we'd tie him to the flagpole and stuff live frogs in his pants."

Dogbert asks, "Where is he now?"

Dilbert replies, "He's still the principal . . . Not the happiest guy I've ever known."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS HIGH SCHOOL YEARBOOK REALLY BRINGS BACK THE MEMORIES.

THERE'S DOPEY BOBBY NOOBER. EVERY DAY WE'D TIE HIM TO THE FLAGPOLE AND STUFF LIVE FROGS IN HIS PANTS.

WHERE IS HE NOW?

HE'S STILL THE PRINCIPAL... NOT THE HAPPIEST GUY I'VE EVER KNOWN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Principal Bobby Noober's Reluctant Return"

Summary:

The comic strip follows the story of Principal Bobby Noober, who has been absent from school for an unknown reason. The principal's return is met with a mix of emotions among the students and faculty. The main character, Dilbert, is particularly unhappy about the principal's return, as he had been enjoying the lack of structure and discipline that came with the principal's absence.

Key Points:

• Principal Bobby Noober returns to school after a mysterious absence
• The students and faculty are divided in their reactions to his return
• Dilbert is particularly unhappy about the principal's return, as he had been enjoying the lack of structure and discipline
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of a principal being able to bring back memories of the past, with the principal's return being compared to a flagpole and frogs in his pants.

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