Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 26th October 1991

Dilbert//924, first published 35 years ago on Saturday 26th October 1991

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dilbert dogbert luck lemons lemonade citrus allergic swell die

Official transcript

Dilbert and Dogbert sit outdoors. Dilbert says, "I have no luck."

Dogbert says, "You know what they say, 'If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.'"

Dilbert replies, "I'm allergic to citrus."

Dogbert says, "You know what they say, 'If life gives you lemons, swell up and die.'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAVE NO LUCK.

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, "IF LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, MAKE LEMONADE." 10-24 I'M ALLERGIC TO CITRUS.

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, "IF LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, SWELL UP AND DIE."

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Life Gives You Lemons"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled character, engaged in a conversation with a colleague.
• Dilbert expresses his frustration with life, stating "I have no luck."
• His colleague responds with a humorous twist, saying "You know what they say, 'If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.'"
• Dilbert retorts, "I'm allergic to citrus," and his colleague adds, "You know what they say, 'If life gives you lemons, swell up and die.'"
• The exchange showcases the humorous and lighthearted tone of the comic strip, poking fun at the idea of finding positivity in adversity.

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