Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 28th October 1991

Dilbert//926, first published 35 years ago on Monday 28th October 1991

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dilbert dogbert can one believe dog industry suppose give it away

Official transcript

Dilbert and Dogbert sit at the table. Dilbert says, "Ten dollars . . . It's my final offer."

Dogbert says, "Okay, but you can only use one hand."

Dilbert pats Dogbert on the head. Dilbert says as he hands Dogbert ten dollars, "I don't believe this is now standard in the dog industry."

Dogbert replies, "Oh, right, I suppose the others give it away."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TEN DOLLARS...

IT'S MY FINAL OFFER.

OKAY, BUT YOU CAN ONLY USE ONE HAND.

PAl PAl I DON'T BELIEVE THIS IS NOW STANDARD IN THE DOG INDUSTRY.

OH, RIGHT, I SUPPOSE THE OTHERS GIVE IT AWAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "A Dog's Life"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 1991, revolves around Dilbert's encounter with a dog at the office. The conversation unfolds as follows:

• Dilbert offers the dog $10 in exchange for its paw.
• The dog refuses, citing the industry standard of only using one hand.
• Dilbert is surprised and questions the dog's claim.
• The dog responds that it's now standard in the dog industry, implying that other dogs give away their paws.

The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of the situation and the dog's clever negotiation tactics.

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