Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 8th November 1991

Dilbert//937, first published 35 years ago on Friday 8th November 1991

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dilbert japanese offer company ceo employees laid off accept neener dogbert

Official transcript

A man stands in front of Dilbert's desk and says, "The Japanese have made an offer to buy the company."

The man continues, "As CEO you would make $68 million . . . But the employees would all be laid off."

Back at home, Dilbert asks Dogbert, "If I accept, what will I say to the employees?"

Dogbert replies, "How about 'neener neener?'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE JAPANESE HAVE MADE AN OFFER TO BUY THE COMPANY.

AS CEO YOU WOULD MAKE $68 MILLION...

BUT THE EMPLOYEES WOULD ALL BE LAID OFF.

IF I ACCEPT, WHAT WILL I SAY TO THE EMPLOYEES ?

HOW ABOUT "NEENER NEENER"?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Japanese Have Made an Offer"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between a CEO and a Japanese representative. The CEO is presented with an offer to purchase the company for $68 million, but the employees would all be laid off. The CEO is hesitant, asking if the Japanese representative will accept his proposal to keep the employees on board. The representative responds with a humorous and unexpected response, "Neener, neener," leaving the CEO puzzled.

Key Points:

• The Japanese representative makes an offer to buy the company for $68 million.
• The CEO is hesitant due to the potential loss of employees.
• The CEO proposes to keep the employees on board.
• The Japanese representative responds with a humorous and unexpected "Neener, neener."
• The CEO is left puzzled by the response.

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