Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 29th November 1991

Dilbert//958, first published 35 years ago on Friday 29th November 1991

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dilbert dogbert ratbert confirmation hearing supreme court character witness nominee hiney news liar nuts

Official transcript

At Dogbert's confirmation hearing, a member of the Senate Judiciary Committee asks Ratbert, "Mister Ratbert, you've been called as a character witness."

Ratbert says, "The nominee once called me a little hiney . . ."

A picture of Ratbert appears on the front page of a newspaper. The headlines say "Liar!"

and "Probably Nuts!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AT DOGBERT'S CONFIRMATION HEARING FOR THE SUPREME COURT...

MISTER RATBERT, YOU'VE BEEN CALLED AS A CHARACTER WITNESS.

THE NOMINEE ONCE CALLED ME A LITTLE HINEY...

NEWS LIAR!

PROBABLY NUTS!!

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collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Nuts to You"

Summary:

• Dogbert is called to testify in a Supreme Court case.
• He is asked to identify the defendant, but instead, he points to himself.
• The judge asks why, and Dogbert responds that he is a "little hiney."
• The judge is confused, and Dogbert explains that he is a "character witness" and has been called to testify on his own behalf.
• The judge is still confused, and Dogbert explains that he is a "liar" and that the other dog is "probably nuts."
• The judge is now even more confused, and the comic ends with a humorous and nonsensical exchange between Dogbert and the judge.

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