Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 7th December 1991

Dilbert//966, first published 35 years ago on Saturday 7th December 1991

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autumn dogbert night dilbert eyes moon mystery magic lips earthworms hideous red sidewalk rain storm home kiss worms

Official transcript

Dilbert sits on a couch holding hands with a woman. Dilbert says, "Your eyes are like the moon on an autumn night, full of mystery and magic."

Dilbert continues, "Your lips are like earthworms, painted a hideous red and caught on the sidewalk during a rainstorm."

Dilbert arrives at home with bruises on his face and broken glasses. Dogbert asks, "Home early?"

Dilbert replies, "At least I didn't have to kiss the worms."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR EYES ARE LIKE THE MOON ON AN AUTUMN NIGHT, FULL OF MYSTERY AND MAGIC.

YOUR LIPS ARE LIKE EARTHWORMS, PAINTED A HIDEOUS RED AND CAUGHT ON THE SIDEWALK DURING A RAIN STORM.

HOME EARLY ?

AT LEAST I DIDN'T HAVE TO KISS THE WORMS

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Autumn Night, Full of Mystery and Magic"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man, sitting on a couch with his wife. She describes his eyes as "like the moon on an autumn night, full of mystery and magic." However, Dilbert's response is unexpected: "Your lips are like earthworms, painted a hideous red and caught on the sidewalk during a rain storm."

The conversation takes a humorous turn when Dilbert asks his wife if he should come home early, only to be met with the response, "At least I didn't have to kiss the worms." The strip ends with Dogbert, Dilbert's dog, looking on with a mixture of confusion and amusement.

The comic strip showcases the witty banter and playful teasing that is characteristic of the 'Dilbert' series. The use of vivid imagery and clever wordplay adds to the humor and charm of the strip.

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