Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 27th December 1991

Dilbert//986, first published 35 years ago on Friday 27th December 1991

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dilbert date new system evaluating check boxes card night dinged point nervous twitch head block bucket

Official transcript

Dilbert and a woman sit at a table in a restaurant. The woman says, "I'm using a new system for evaluating my dates. I just check off boxes on this card throughout the night."

The woman continues, "There . . . I just dinged you a point for that nervous twitch."

The woman asks, "Would you say your head is more like a block or a bucket?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M USING A NEW SYSTEM FOR EVALUATING MY DATES. I JUST CHECK OFF BOXES ON THIS CARD THROUGHOUT THE NIGHT.

THERE... I JUST DINGED YOU A POINT FOR THAT NERVOUS TWITCH.

WOULD YOU SAY YOUR HEAD IS MORE LIKE A BLOCK OR A BUCKET?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "More Like a Block or a Bucket?"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 1991, features Dilbert and his date at a restaurant. Dilbert is using a new system to evaluate his dates, and he asks his date to rate his head on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being a block and 10 being a bucket. The date responds that his head is more like a block or a bucket, implying that it is neither very large nor very small. The conversation is humorous and lighthearted, with Dilbert's date playfully teasing him about his head size.

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