Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 30th December 1991

Dilbert//989, first published 35 years ago on Monday 30th December 1991

Tags

dogbert elves elf magic elf magic conquer world pick card serious clubs forty three of clubs

Official transcript

An elf says to three other elves, "I say we elves have been pushed around too long!"

The elf says, "Let's use our elf magic to conquer the world!!"

Another elf replies, "Yeah! Elf magic!"

An elf holds a deck of playing cards and says to Dogbert, "C'mon, pick a card - any card!! And this time be serious!!"

Dogbert says, "I'll take the forty-three of clubs."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I SAY WE ELVES HAVE BEEN PUSHED AROUND TOO LONG!

LET'S USE OUR ELF MAGIC TO CONQUER THE WORLD!!

YEAH! ELF MAGIC!

C'MON, PICK A CARD - ANY CARD!!

AND THIS TIME BE SERIOUS!!

I'LL TAKE THE FORTY-THREE OF CLUBS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Elf Magic"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a group of elves who have been pushed around for too long and decide to use their elf magic to conquer the world.
• They enlist the help of a dog, who is initially hesitant but eventually agrees to join their cause.
• The elves and dog plan to take over 43 clubs, with the dog in charge of picking the cards.
• The comic strip is a humorous take on the traditional Christmas theme of elves and their magical abilities.

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