Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 9th January 1992

Dilbert//999, first published 34 years ago on Thursday 9th January 1992

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dilbert ratbert snack apple rat worst part eat

Official transcript

Dilbert sits at his desk. Ratbert enters carrying an apple and says, "Snack time, Dilbert! I brought you an apple so you will like me!"

Dilbert says, "Nice try, Ratbert, but I don't want to eat something that was touched by a rat."

Ratbert says sadly, "The worst part is that's why I didn't eat it myself."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SNACK TIME, DILBERT! I BROUGHT AN APPLE SO YOU WILL LIKE ME!

NICE TRY, RATBERT.

BUT I DON'T WANT TO EAT SOMETHING THAT WAS TOUCHED BY A RAT.

THE WORST PART IS THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T EAT IT MYSELF.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A Fruitful Lesson"

Summary:

• The comic strip revolves around Dilbert, a character who is known for his sarcastic and humorous take on office life.
• In this particular strip, Dilbert is faced with an unexpected situation when he brings an apple to snack time, only to find that it has been touched by a rat.
• Despite his initial reluctance, Dilbert decides to eat the apple anyway, citing the worst part being that he didn't eat it himself.
• The strip pokes fun at the absurdity of office life and the quirks of Dilbert's character.

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