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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 11th January 1992

Dilbert//1001, first published 34 years ago on Saturday 11th January 1992


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dilbert phone ring long distance company vague promises unverifiable savings switch inconvenient


Official transcript

Dilbert walks toward a ringing phone. A voice on the telephone says, "Hello! This is a long-distance phone company with vague promises of unverifiable savings if you switch to us."

The voice asks, "Is this an inconvenient time for you?"

Dilbert replies, "No."

The voice says, "Oh, then we'll call back later."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

RRRRING HELLO! THIS IS A LONG- DISTANCE PHONE COMPANY WITH VAGUE PROMISES OF UNVERIFIABLE SAVINGS IF YOU SWITCH TO US.

IS THIS AN INCONVENIENT TIME FOR YOU?

NO.

OH, THEN WE'LL CALL BACK LATER

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Inconvenient Time"

Summary:

This comic strip, originally published in 1991, features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, sitting at his desk. He is on the phone with a company that promises "unverifiable savings" if he switches to their service. The conversation is marked by the company's insistence on calling back at an inconvenient time, despite Dilbert's repeated requests to schedule a call.

Key Elements:

  • Dilbert's frustration with the company's tactics
  • The company's promise of "unverifiable savings"
  • The inconvenience caused by the company's calling schedule
  • Dilbert's deadpan reactions to the situation

Overall:

The comic strip pokes fun at the common experience of dealing with telemarketers and the often-inconvenient nature of their sales pitches. It is a humorous commentary on the frustrations of modern life and the ways in which companies try to sell their products or services.

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