Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 16th January 1992

Dilbert//1006, first published 34 years ago on Thursday 16th January 1992

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dogbert famous jail killed lawyer prison rich satisfy snores

Open source transcript

DOGBERT'S JAIL FOR THE RICH AND FAMOUS AIMS TO SATISFY ALL OF YOUR PRISON NEEDS.

COULD YOU ARRANGE TO HAVE MY LAWYER KILLED?

HE SNORES.

DO NOT

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AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Dogbert's Jail for the Rich and Famous" and features Dogbert, a white dog with a sinister grin, as the main character.

The Scene

• Dogbert stands in front of a group of prisoners in orange jumpsuits, addressing them.
• He announces his intention to satisfy all of their prison needs, implying that he will use his wealth and influence to make their lives more comfortable.

The Twist

• However, Dogbert reveals that he has a more sinister plan in mind.
• He asks the prisoners if they would be willing to arrange for his lawyer to be killed in exchange for his help.

The Reaction

• The prisoners are shocked and horrified by Dogbert's proposal.
• One of them, a bald man, speaks up and says "He snores. Do not."

The Punchline

• Dogbert's plan is foiled by the prisoner's suggestion that his lawyer snores, implying that he would not be able to sleep if his lawyer were killed.
• The comic strip ends with Dogbert looking disappointed and frustrated, while the prisoners look on in relief.

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