Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 17th February 1992

Dilbert//1038, first published 34 years ago on Monday 17th February 1992

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dogbert name deserve wrong world created ruebert robot spell

Official transcript

Dogbert and a robot sit at the table. Dogbert says, "We need a name for you."

The robot replies, "I don't deserve a name."

The robot continues, "Everything that's wrong with the world is my fault. I rue the day I was created."

Dogbert says, "I name you 'Ruebert.'"

The robot replies, "Aaagh! People will spell it wrong and it's my fault!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE NEED A NAME FOR YOU.

I DON'T DESERVE A NAME.

EVERYTHING THAT'S WRONG WITH THE WORLD IS MY FAULT.

I RUE THE DAY I WAS CREATED.

I NAME YOU "RUEBERT." AAAGH! PEOPLE WILL SPELL IT WRONG AND IT'S MY FAULT!!

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Ruebert"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a robot named Ruebert, who is dissatisfied with its name and seeks to change it. The conversation unfolds as follows:

• Ruebert requests a new name, but the person it asks is uncooperative.
• Ruebert explains that everything in the world is its fault, and it was created on the day it was named.
• Ruebert demands to be named again, emphasizing that people will spell its name incorrectly and it's its fault.

Key Points:

• Ruebert's dissatisfaction with its current name
• The robot's assertion that everything in the world is its fault
• Ruebert's desire for a new name and its determination to assert control over its identity

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