Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 3rd March 1992

Dilbert//1053, first published 34 years ago on Tuesday 3rd March 1992

Tags

dogbert dilbert television show ignorant people shadows alter voice electronically considerate

Official transcript

Dilbert sits in his chair reading the newspaper and Dogbert stands on the hassock. Dogbert says, "I'm going to host my own television show."

Dogbert continues, "It's called 'Dogbert's World of Amazingly Ignorant People.'"

Dogbert continues, "Of course, I'll film you in shadows and alter your voice electronically."

Dilbert replies, "That's very considerate."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M GOING TO HOST MY OWN TELEVISION SHOW.

NEWS IT'S CALLED "DOGBERT'S WORLD OF AMAZINGLY IGNORANT PEOPLE." 3-9 OF COURSE, I'LL FILM YOU IN SHADOWS AND ALTER YOUR VOICE ELECTRONICALLY.

THAT'S VERY CONSIDERATE NEWS

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dogbert's World of Amazingly Ignorant People"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dogbert, a white dog with a black nose and ears, hosting a television show.
• Dogbert announces that his show will feature "amazingly ignorant people" and promises to film them in shadows to alter their voice electronically.
• The comic strip is a humorous commentary on the media's portrayal of people and the manipulation of information for entertainment purposes.

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