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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 5th March 1992

Dilbert//1055, first published 34 years ago on Thursday 5th March 1992


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dogbert episode ignorant people australia globe alps kangaroos london inspiration bitter disapointment


Official transcript

Dogbert stands next to a globe and says into a microphone, "On this episode of 'Dogbert's Amazingly Ignorant People' we ask people to find Australia on the globe."

A woman looks at the globe and asks, "Is that the place with the Alps or the kangaroos?"

A man says, "I think it's in London."

Dogbert says, "When we return: inspiration becomes bitter disappointment."

The woman says, "Hey! Who says it has to be on the OUTSIDE?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ON THIS EPISODE OF "DOGBERT'S AMAZINGLY IGNORANT PEOPLE" WE ASK PEOPLE TO FIND AUSTRALIA ON THE GLOBE.

IS THAT THE PLACE WITH THE ALPS OR THE KANGAROOS?

I THINK IT'S IN LONDON.

WHEN WE RETURN: INSPIRATION BECOMES BITTER DISAPPOINTMENT.

HEY! WHO SAYS IT HAS TO BE ON THE OUTSIDE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "On This Episode of 'Dilbert's Amazingly Ignorant People'"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between Dogbert and two individuals, where Dogbert inquires about the location of Australia on a globe. The first person responds that it is situated near the Alps or Kangaroos, which prompts Dogbert to ask if the location is in London. The second person clarifies that Australia is actually located in the Southern Hemisphere, but Dogbert remains unconvinced, suggesting that the globe is incorrect and that inspiration should be sought outside of it.

Key Points:

  • Dogbert asks about the location of Australia on a globe.
  • The first person incorrectly identifies Australia's location as near the Alps or Kangaroos.
  • Dogbert questions the accuracy of the globe's placement of Australia.
  • The second person clarifies that Australia is in the Southern Hemisphere.
  • Dogbert remains skeptical and suggests seeking inspiration outside of the globe.

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