Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 9th March 1992

Dilbert//1059, first published 34 years ago on Monday 9th March 1992

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dilbert dogbert smell suspected stopped neighbor cat trial pat pet

Official transcript

Dilbert arrives at home carrying a briefcase. Dilbert asks, "How was your day, Dogbert?"

Dogbert sniffs the air and asks, "Hey! What's that smell?"

Dogbert smells Dilbert's hand and says, "Just as I suspected - you stopped to pet the neighbor's cat!"

Dilbert says, "It meant nothing. It was more of a pat than a pet."

Dilbert dials the phone and says, "Save your lies for the trial."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW WAS YOUR DAY, DOGBERT?

HEY! WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

JUST AS I SUSPECTED - YOU STOPPED TO PET THE NEIGHBOR'S CAT !

IT MEANT NOTHING. IT WAS MORE OF A PAT THAN .

SAVE YOUR LIES FOR THE TRIAL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Trial of Dogbert"

Summary:

• Dogbert is on trial for allegedly petting a neighbor's cat.
• The judge asks Dogbert how his day is going, and Dogbert responds with a question about the smell of the cat.
• The judge is skeptical and suspects Dogbert of petting the neighbor's cat.
• Dogbert denies the accusation, stating that it was more of a pat than a pet.
• The judge orders Dogbert to save his lies for the trial.
• The comic strip is humorous and lighthearted, poking fun at the idea of a cat being put on trial for being petted.

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