Back to today

Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 16th March 1992

Dilbert//1066, first published 34 years ago on Monday 16th March 1992


Tags

dogbert argument petimony suit points tie


Official transcript

The judge says, "Mister Dogbert, you made a good argument in your petimony suit against Dilbert . . ."

The judge pounds his gavel and says, "But Dilbert had some good points, too . . . I call it a tie."

The judge thinks, "Third tie this week . . . Maybe it's me . . ."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MISTER DOGBERT, YOU MADE A 600D ARGUMENT IN YOUR PETIMONY SUIT AGAINST DILBERT...

BUT DILBERT HAD SOME GOOD POINTS, 100 ... 1 CALL IT A TIE.

THIRD TIE THIS WEEK... MAYBE IT'S ME...

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Third Tie This Week... Maybe It's Me..." and features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and anti-authoritarian views, as the main character.

Panel 1:

  • A judge asks Mister Dogbert if he made a good argument in his petimony suit against Dilbert.
  • Mister Dogbert responds with a sarcastic comment, implying that he is not taking the situation seriously.

Panel 2:

  • Dilbert is shown sitting at a desk, looking unimpressed.
  • He says, "But Dilbert had some good points, too... I call it a tie."
  • The judge responds by saying, "Third tie this week... maybe it's me..."

Summary: The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of a tie in a court case, suggesting that the judge may be biased or incompetent. The use of sarcasm and wordplay adds to the humor, making it a relatable and entertaining read for fans of the Dilbert comic strip.

generated by llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct


Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.

Jokes and Humour