Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 19th March 1992

Dilbert//1069, first published 34 years ago on Thursday 19th March 1992

Tags

dogbert insecure insult thin sexy whale bad hairdo

Official transcript

Dogbert walks outdoors thinking, "It's easy to make insecure people insult themselves."

Dogbert says to a woman, "Good morning, ma'am. You look thin and sexy today!"

The woman replies, "Sexy?! Ha! I'm a whale . . . A whale with a bad hairdo!"

Dogbert walks away humming and thinking, "Next."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT'S EASY TO MAKE INSECURE PEOPLE INSULT THEMSELVES.

GOOD MORNING, MA'AM. YOU LOOK THIN AND SEXY TODAY!

SEXY?! HA! IMA WHALE ... A WHALE WITH A BAD HAIRDO!

NEXT

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Whale with a Bad Hairdo"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a white dog, walking down the street and insulting a woman's appearance.
• The woman responds by saying she is a whale with bad hair, which Dilbert finds amusing.
• The strip pokes fun at the idea of making fun of others' appearances and the absurdity of comparing oneself to a whale with bad hair.

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