Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 29th March 1992

Dilbert//1079, first published 34 years ago on Sunday 29th March 1992

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dilbert dogbert father baby pictures tons compliments shallow beautiful model misunderstanding sincerity

Official transcript

Wally tells Dilbert, "Uh-oh . . . New father coming this way."

Wally says, "I'm out of here."

A man says, "Hi, Dilbert. Have you seen my baby pictures yet?"

Dilbert thinks, "Groan."

Dilbert thinks, "I'll have to come up with tons of compliments or I'll seem shallow."

Dilbert looks at the photographs and says, "This is the most beautiful baby in the universe. Looks just like you. She should be a model."

Dilbert looks at the next photo and says, "Wait . . . This picture looks different. Did you have two babies?"

The man replies, "The first picture was our pug dog, Winston. It got in there by mistake."

Dilbert says, "I hope that little misunderstanding won't detract from the perceived sincerity of the following compliments . . ."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

UH-OH... NEW FATHER COMING THIS WAY.

I'M OUT OF HERE HI, DILBERT.

HAVE YOU SEEN MY BABY PICTURES YET?

GROAN I'LL HAVE TO COME UP WITH TONS OF COMPLIMENTS OR I'LL SEEM SHALLOW.

THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BABY IN THE UNIVERSE. LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU.

SHE SHOULD BE A MODEL.

WAIT... THIS PICTURE LOOKS DIFFERENT. DID YOU HAVE TWO BABIES?

THE FIRST PICTURE WAS OUR PUG DOG, WINSTON.

IT GOT IN THERE BY MISTAKE.

I HOPE THAT LITTLE MISUNDERSTANDING WON'T DETRACT FROM THE PERCEIVED SINCERITY OF THE FOLLOWING COMPLIMENTS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Baby Pictures"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, engaging in a conversation with his new father, Walt.

• Dilbert inquires about Walt's baby pictures, to which Walt responds that they are not available.
• Dilbert then asks if Walt has two babies, prompting Walt to clarify that he has only one.
• Walt explains that the first picture was of their pug dog, Winston, which got in there by mistake.
• Dilbert expresses his hope that little misunderstandings won't detract from the perceived sincerity of the compliments.

The comic strip humorously portrays Dilbert's attempts to navigate the complexities of human relationships and interactions.

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