Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 16th May 1992

Dilbert//1127, first published 34 years ago on Saturday 16th May 1992

Tags

men hair head combing grow ear clueless people employee meeting

Official transcript

A man sits at a conference table with two co-workers. He thinks, "I'm feeling confident today with what appears to be a full head of hair."

The man thinks, "Nobody suspects that I'm actually combing the hair that grows in my ears over the top of my otherwise bald head."

The man thinks, "It's amazing how clueless these people are."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M FEELING CONFIDENT TODAY WITH WHAT APPEARS TO BE A FULL HEAD OF HAIR.

NOBODY SUSPECTS THAT I'M ACTUALLY COMBING THE MAIR THAT GROWS IN MY EARS OVER THE TOP OF MY OTHERWISE BALD HEAD.

IT'S AMAZING HOW CLUELESS THESE PEOPLE ARE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Clueless"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a man who confidently declares that he has a full head of hair.
• However, his coworkers notice that he is actually combing the hair that grows in his ears over the top of his bald head.
• The man is oblivious to this fact and believes that he looks great.
• The coworkers are amused by his cluelessness and find it amusing.

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