Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 18th May 1992

Dilbert//1129, first published 34 years ago on Monday 18th May 1992

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dogbert lenin twenty bucks king commies available stores dollars wall communism

Official transcript

Dogbert walks down the sidewalk and a man standing against a building whispers, "Pssst! Dog! Would you like to purchase Lenin's body?"

The man continues, "Twenty bucks. He's in great shape . . . The king of commies . . . Not available in stores."

Back at home, Dogbert pushes a man's body against the wall. Dilbert asks, ". . . And you talked him down to ten dollars?"

Dogbert asks, "Do you like it better against this wall?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

PSSST! DOG!

WOULD YOU LIKE TO PURCHASE LENIN'S BODY?

TWENTY BUCKS. HE'S IN GREAT SHAPE ... THE KING OF COMMIES ...

NOT AVAILABLE IN STORES.

5-11 ...AND YOU TALKED HIM DOWN TO TEN DOLLARS?

DO YOU LIKE IT BETTER AGAINST THIS WALL?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Commies"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a white dog, and Dogbert, his anthropomorphic dog.
• Dogbert is depicted as a guard at a store, wearing a uniform and a tall hat.
• A man approaches the store, inquiring about purchasing Lenin's body.
• Dogbert responds that Lenin's body is in great shape, being the king of commies, but not available in stores.
• The man offers to pay $10,000 for Lenin's body, which Dogbert declines.
• The man asks if Dogbert likes it better against the wall, implying that he wants to purchase the body for a wall decoration.
• Dogbert responds with a sarcastic comment, "Do you like it better against this wall?"

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