Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 26th May 1992
Dilbert//1137, first published 34 years ago on Tuesday 26th May 1992
Tags
dogbert genetic ghandi wisdom strength chamberlain babes chair
Official transcript
Dogbert stands at a lab table and says, "I'll use Dilbert's genetic lab to make a man with the wisdom of Ghandi and the strength of Wilt Chamberlain."
Dogbert thinks, "Or vice versa."
A man wearing an Indian pancha says to Dilbert, "Gimme your car keys. I'm gonna find us some babes."
Dilbert replies, "Not in MY sheet."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
I'LL USE DILBERT'S GENETIC LAB TO MAKE A MAN WITH THE WISDOM OF GHANDI AND THE STRENGTH OF WILT CHAMBERLAIN.
OR VICE-VERSA
GIMME YOUR CAR KEYS. IM GONNA FIND US SOME BABES.
NOT IN MY SHEET.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Ghandi's Genetic Lab"
Summary:
The comic strip features Dilbert, a white dog, in a lab coat, sitting at a table with various beakers and equipment. He is engaged in a conversation with Wilt Chamberlain, a basketball player, who is depicted as a human in a white robe.
Key Elements:
- Dilbert's genetic lab
- Wilt Chamberlain
- Conversation between Dilbert and Wilt Chamberlain
- Lab equipment and beakers
- White dog and human characters
Notable Quotes:
- "I'll use Dilbert's genetic lab to make a man with the wisdom of Ghandi and the strength of Wilt Chamberlain."
- "Or vice-versa."
- "Gimme your car keys. I'm gonna find us some babes."
- "Not in my sheet."
Overall:
The comic strip is a humorous and lighthearted take on genetic engineering and the idea of creating a superhuman being. It features the signature style of the 'Dilbert' comic strip, with simple yet expressive illustrations and witty dialogue.
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