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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 30th May 1992

Dilbert//1141, first published 34 years ago on Saturday 30th May 1992


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dilbert the boss consultant advised handle sneaking stamping cancelled understand goodyear blimp


Official transcript

The Boss says to Dilbert, Wally and Alice, "My consultant advised me to handle the layoffs in a direct, professional way."

The Boss holds up a rubber stamp and continues, "So, throughout the day I'll be sneaking up on people and stamping 'Canceled' on their backs."

As Wally runs away, Alice says, "Let me see if I understand . . ."

The Boss points and says, "Hey! Is that the Goodyear blimp?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MY CONSULTANT ADVISED ME TO HANDLE THE LAYOFFS IN A DIRECT, PROFESSIONAL WAY.

SO, THROUGHOUT THE DAY I'LL BE SNEAKING UP ON PEOPLE AND STAMPING "CANCELLED" ON THEIR BACKS.

LET ME SEE IF I UNDERSTAND...

HEY! IS THAT THE GOODYEAR BLIMP?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Goodyear Blimp"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a scene where a group of people are gathered in a conference room, with one individual holding a camera. The conversation revolves around the topic of layoffs, with the person holding the camera stating that they will be "sneaking up on people and stamping 'cancelled' on their backs."

The comic strip is a humorous take on the common practice of laying off employees, with the person holding the camera serving as a symbol of the corporate world's often-brutal approach to downsizing. The use of the term "Goodyear Blimp" in the title adds a touch of irony to the strip, highlighting the contrast between the serious nature of the conversation and the lighthearted reference to a well-known brand. Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at the corporate world's tendency to prioritize efficiency over human relationships, making it a relatable and entertaining read for anyone who has experienced the challenges of working in a large organization.

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