Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 16th June 1992

Dilbert//1158, first published 34 years ago on Tuesday 16th June 1992

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dogbert healing dollars psychic power prevent millions pimples neighbor

Official transcript

On his television program, Dogbert stands in front of a curtain and holds a microphone. Dogbert says, "Welcome to my show, 'Healing for Dollars.'"

Dogbert continues, "Today I will use my psychic healing power to prevent millions of people from getting pimples on their tongues."

A man and a woman sit on a couch sticking their tongues out. As they watch their tongues, the woman says, "Ith working! Get the theckbook!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WELCOME TO MY SHOW, "HEALING FOR DOLLARS." TODAY I WILL USE MY PSYCHIC HEALING POWER TO PREVENT MILLIONS OF PEOPLE FROM GETTING PIMPLES ON THEIR TONGUES.

ITH WORKING!

GET THE THECKBOOK!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Healing for Dollars"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a character named Dilbert, who is a white, oval-shaped creature with a single eye and no mouth.
• Dilbert introduces himself as the host of a TV show called "Healing for Dollars."
• He claims to have psychic healing powers that can prevent millions of people from getting pimples on their tongues.
• A couple watches the show and becomes excited, exclaiming "Ith working!" and "Get the theckbook!"
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of get-rich-quick schemes and the gullibility of some people.

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