Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 23rd June 1992

Dilbert//1165, first published 34 years ago on Tuesday 23rd June 1992

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dogbert dilbert school people common sense learn bingo

Official transcript

Dilbert sits in his chair reading the newspaper and Dogbert sits on the hassock. Dogbert says, "I'm going to open a school for people with no common sense."

Dilbert asks, "Who would pay to go to a school that teaches something that can't be learned?"

Dilbert continues, "Except maybe people with no common sense . . ."

Dogbert replies, "Bingo."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M GOING TO OPEN A SCHOOL FOR PEOPLE WITH NO COMMON SENSE.

NEWS

WHO WOULD PAY TO GO TO A SCHOOL THAT TEACHES SOMETHING THAT CAN'T BE LEARNED?

EXCEPT MAYBE PEOPLE WITH NO COMMON SENSE ...

BINGO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "No Common Sense"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and observations on office life, in a humorous exchange with a man who claims he will open a school for people with no common sense. The man's proposal is met with skepticism by Dilbert, who questions the feasibility of such an institution. The conversation takes an unexpected turn when the man suggests that those without common sense might be able to learn something new, leading to a comedic exchange about the potential benefits of educating individuals who lack basic life skills. The strip pokes fun at the idea of creating a school for people who struggle with everyday tasks, highlighting the absurdity of the concept.

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