Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 1st July 1992

Dilbert//1173, first published 34 years ago on Wednesday 1st July 1992

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dilbert dogbert survive plane crash worcestershire sauce whack cannabal meat tenderizer wonder body

Official transcript

Dilbert, Dogbert, a captain and several people stand on a snow-covered mountain. Off in the distance is a crashed airplane. A man in a pilot's uniform says, "I've survived several jet crashes this year, so listen to me."

The man continues, "The best way to prevent frostbite is to rub Worcestershire sauce on your body and whack yourself repeatedly with a meat tenderizer."

As people pour sauce on themselves Dilbert thinks, "I wonder why he had enough of these for everybody?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE SURVIVED SEVERAL JET CRASHES THIS YEAR, SO LISTEN TO ME.

THE BEST WAY TO PREVENT FROSTBITE IS TO RUB WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE ON YOUR BODY AND WHACK YOURSELF REPEATEDLY WITH A MEAT TENDERIZER.

I WONDER WHY HE HAD ENOUGH OF THESE FOR EVERYBODY?

WHACK WHACK

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AI Analysis

Title: "The Best Way to Prevent Frostbite"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a police officer who has survived multiple jet crashes and shares his secret to preventing frostbite.
• He recommends rubbing Worcestershire sauce on your body and whacking yourself repeatedly with a meat tenderizer.
• The other characters are skeptical of the officer's advice, but he insists it's the best way to prevent frostbite.
• The strip ends with the officer asking why he has enough Worcestershire sauce for everyone, implying that he has a large supply of the condiment.
• The comic strip is a humorous take on the idea of unconventional methods for preventing frostbite.

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