Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 10th July 1992

Dilbert//1182, first published 34 years ago on Friday 10th July 1992

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dilbert dogbert family saving & investment stock market money invest stock options broker fun snide comments

Official transcript

Dilbert says to Dogbert, "I invested all of my money in stock options."

Dogbert asks, "What's an option?"

Dilbert explains, "It's complicated . . . Basically, you give your money to a stock broker and he buys nice things for his family."

Dilbert asks, "Do you have any snide comments?"

Dogbert replies, "No, you took all the fun out of it."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I INVESTED ALL OF MY MONEY IN STOCK OPTIONS.

WHAT'S AN OPTION?

IT'S COMPLICATED...

BASICALLY, YOU GIVE YOUR MONEY TO A STOCK BROKER AND HE BUYS NICE THINGS FOR HIS FAMILY.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SNIDE COMMENTS?

NO, YOU TOOK ALL THE FUN OUT OF IT.

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collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Snide Comments"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a square head, and his dog Dogbert, who is also bespectacled and square-headed. The conversation between Dilbert and Dogbert is as follows:

Dilbert: I invested all of my money in stock options. Dogbert: What's an option? Dilbert: It's complicated... basically, you give your money to a stock broker and he buys nice things for his family. Dogbert: Do you have any snide comments? Dilbert: No, you took all the fun out of it.

The comic strip is a humorous take on the complexities of investing in stock options, highlighting the confusion and frustration that can come with trying to understand financial concepts.

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