Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 13th July 1992

Dilbert//1185, first published 34 years ago on Monday 13th July 1992

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dilbert dogbert stock market fortune work member society workplace satisfying gloat

Official transcript

Dilbert says to Dogbert, "I'm going to work like a regular guy even though I just made a fortune in the stock market."

Dilbert continues, "That's because I still want to be a useful and contributing member of society."

Dilbert continues, "And of course, the workplace is the second most satisfying place to gloat."

Dogbert asks, "Are you done here yet?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M GOING TO WORK LIKE A REGULAR GUY EVEN THOUGH I JUST MADE A FORTUNE IN THE STOCK MARKET.

THAT'S BECAUSE I STILL WANT TO BE A USEFUL AND CONTRIBUTING MEMBER OF SOCIETY.

1-13 AND OF COURSE, THE WORKPLACE IS THE SECOND MOST SATISFYING PLACE TO GLOAT.

ARE YOU DONE HERE YET ?

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Gloat"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a rectangular head, standing at his desk.
• He is wearing a white shirt and red tie, and has a briefcase in front of him.
• A small, white creature with a long snout and large ears is sitting on the floor next to the desk.
• The creature is looking up at Dilbert and appears to be speaking to him.
• Dilbert's response is written in a speech bubble above his head, and reads: "I'm going to work like a regular guy even though I just made a fortune in the stock market."
• The creature responds with: "That's because I still want to be a useful and contributing member of society."
• Dilbert replies: "And of course, the workplace is the second most satisfying place to gloat."
• The creature asks: "Are you done here yet?"
• The comic strip ends with Dilbert looking down at the creature, seemingly unaware of its presence.

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