Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 19th July 1992

Dilbert//1191, first published 34 years ago on Sunday 19th July 1992

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dogbert dilbert walk fouth grade teacher miss mulput remember homely gum punishment adult revenge backward

Official transcript

Dogbert and Dilbert walk through the park. Dilbert says, "Hey, that's Miss Mulput, my old fourth grade teacher."

Dilbert says, "Hi, Miss Mulput! Do you remember me - Dilbert?"

Miss Mulput replies, "No."

Dilbert says, "You used to make me write on the board a thousand times 'I will not be homely in class.'"

Miss Mulput replies, "Oh, yeah. That was a good one."

Dilbert says, "At the time it seemed like pretty strict punishment for chewing gum."

Dilbert continues, "But that experience made me what I am today . . ."

Dilbert continues, "An angry adult, obsessed with thoughts of revenge."

Dilbert says, "You know, Miss 'Molepit,' if my dog had your face I'd shave his hiney and make him walk backward."

Dogbert says, "Leave me out of this."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HEY, THAT'S MISS MULPUT, MY OLD FOURTH GRADE TEACHER.

HI, MISS MULPUT!

DO YOU REMEMBER ME - DILBERT?

YOU USED TO MAKE ME WRITE ON THE BOARD A THOUSAND TIMES "I WILL NOT BE HOMELY IN CLASS." OH, YEAH. THAT WAS A GOOD ONE.

AT THE TIME IT SEEMED LIKE PRETTY STRICT PUNISHMENT FOR CHEWING GUM.

BUT THAT EXPERIENCE MADE ME WHAT I AM TODAY..

AN ANGRY ADULT, OBSESSED WITH THOUGHTS OF REVENGE.

YOU KNOW, MISS "MOLEPIT," IF MY DOG HAD YOUR FACE I'D SHAVE HIS HINEY AND MAKE HIM WALK BACKWARD LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Molepit"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, interacting with his boss, Miss Mulptit, a woman with curly hair and a purple dress. The conversation between them is humorous and lighthearted.

Key Elements:

• Dilbert's conversation with Miss Mulptit
• Dilbert's angry adult persona
• Miss Mulptit's dog, Molepit
• The comic strip's tone and style, characteristic of the 'Dilbert' series

Overall:

The comic strip is a humorous and relatable portrayal of office life, with Dilbert's sarcastic comments and Miss Mulptit's quirky personality making for an entertaining read.

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