Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 19th August 1992

Dilbert//1222, first published 34 years ago on Wednesday 19th August 1992

Tags

dogbert marriage counselor visualization exercises beautiful sunset cliff bob ocean

Official transcript

Dogbert sits in a chair across from a man and a woman. Dogbert says, "I'd like to try some visualization exercises."

Dogbert continues, "Imagine the two of you watching a beautiful sunset, you're on a cliff overlooking the ocean . . ."

The man closes his eyes, holds out his arms, smiles, and thinks, "Shove."

Dogbert says, "Bob, try not to get ahead of me."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE MARRIAGE COUNSELOR I'D LIKE TO TRY SOME VISUALIZATION EXERCISES.

IMAGINE THE TWO OF YOU WATCHING A BEAUTIFUL SUNSET.

YOU'RE ON A CLIFF OVERLOOKING THE OCEAN ...

BOB, TRY NOT TO GET AHEAD OF ME.

SHOVE

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dogbert the Marriage Counselor"

Summary:

• The comic strip follows Dogbert, a white dog, as he attempts to help a couple with their marriage issues.
• Dogbert suggests that the woman try some visualization exercises, imagining herself on a cliff overlooking the ocean.
• The man responds by trying to get ahead of Dogbert, but Dogbert's plan is to distract him and move the conversation forward.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of marriage counseling and the challenges that couples face in their relationships.

generated by llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.