Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 21st August 1992

Dilbert//1224, first published 34 years ago on Friday 21st August 1992

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dogbert marriage counselor love car later personality mildew spraying dizzy

Official transcript

A woman sits next to her husband. She says, "I fell in love with him because he had a great car . . ."

The woman continues, "It wasn't until later that I realized he has the personality of mildew."

Dogbert sits in a chair holding a pen and a pad of paper. Dogbert asks, "Have you tried spraying him with Lysol?"

The woman replies, "Yeah, it only makes him dizzy."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE MARRIAGE COUNSELOR I FELL IN LOVE WITH HIM BECAUSE HE HAD A GREAT CAR...

IT WASN'T UNTIL LATER THAT I REALIZED HE HAS THE PERSONALITY OF MILDEW.

HAVE YOU TRIED SPRAYING HIM WITH LYSOL?

YEAH, IT ONLY MAKES HIM DIZZY.

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AI Analysis

Title: "Mildew's Personality"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dogbert, the marriage counselor, attempting to help a couple resolve their issues. The husband explains that he fell in love with his wife because she had a great car, while the wife reveals that she has mildew and is trying to get rid of it using Lysol. Dogbert advises the husband to spray the wife with Lysol, suggesting that this will make her dizzy and change her personality to be more like mildew. The husband is hesitant, but Dogbert insists that it's the only way to make the wife more attractive to him.

Key Points:

• Dogbert's unconventional approach to marriage counseling
• The wife's mildew problem and her attempts to get rid of it
• Dogbert's suggestion to spray the wife with Lysol to change her personality
• The husband's hesitation and Dogbert's persistence in recommending the unusual solution

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