Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 5th September 1992

Dilbert//1239, first published 34 years ago on Saturday 5th September 1992

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dogbert ratbert think spare feelings hideous compost random colors hackneyed poorly executed embarrassing proof utter

Official transcript

Dogbert sits at the table and Ratbert stands on the table in front an easel. Ratbert says, "Tell me what you think, and don't try to spare my feelings."

Dogbert says, "It's a hideous compost of random colors. It seems both hackneyed and poorly executed. It's an embarrassing proof of your utter lack of talent."

Dogbert continues, "As for you personally, spend some time on a 'Stairmaster.'"

Ratbert says angrily, "Stick to the art, please!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK, AND DON'T TRY TO SPARE MY FEELINGS.

IT'S A HIDEOUS COMPOST OF RANDOM COLORS. IT SEEMS BOTH HACKNEYED AND POORLY EXECUTED.

IT'S AN EMBARRASSING PROOF OF YOUR UTTER LACK OF TALENT.

AS FOR YOU PERSONALLY, SPEND SOME TIME ON A "STAIRMASTER." STICK TO THE ART, PLEASE!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Artistic Differences"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a dog's art critique session with a human. The dog, seated in a chair, is shown looking at a canvas while the human stands before it. The dog expresses dissatisfaction with the artwork, deeming it "a hideous compost of random colors" and an "embarrassing proof of your utter lack of talent." The human, feeling offended, responds by asking the dog to stick to art and spare their feelings.

Key Elements:

• The dog's blunt and critical assessment of the artwork
• The human's defensiveness and request for the dog to focus on art
• The contrast between the dog's artistic expertise and the human's lack of talent
• The humorous exchange between the two characters, highlighting their differing opinions on art and creativity.

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