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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 7th September 1992

Dilbert//1241, first published 34 years ago on Monday 7th September 1992


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dilbert dogbert multimedia include video music computer programs morning face theme star wars budget spreadsheet forgot survived ugly science collide art


Official transcript

Dilbert stands at a desk in front of a computer and video camera. Dilbert says, "It's called multimedia, Dogbert. Now I can include video and music with my computer programs."

Dilbert continues, "This morning I added my face plus the theme song from 'Star Wars' to my budget spreadsheet."

Dilbert continues, "I already forgot how I survived without it."

Dogbert replies, "It can get pretty ugly when science and art collide."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IT'S CALLED MULTIMEDIA, DOGBERT. NOW I CAN INCLUDE VIDEO AND MUSIC WITH MY COMPUTER PROGRAMS.

THIS MORNING I ADDED MY FACE PLUS THE THEME SONG FROM"STAR WARS" TO MY BUDGET SPREADSHEET.

I ALREADY FORGOT HOW I SURVIVED WITHOUT IT.

IT CAN GET PRETTY UGLY WHEN SCIENCE AND ART COLLIDE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Multimedia Dogbert"

Summary:

  • The comic strip follows Dogbert, a computer program, as he attempts to add his face and a theme song from "Star Wars" to his budget spreadsheet.
  • However, he becomes frustrated with the process and declares it "ugly" when science and art collide.
  • The strip pokes fun at the challenges of using multimedia software and the absurdity of trying to combine different elements in a budget spreadsheet.

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