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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 15th September 1992

Dilbert//1249, first published 34 years ago on Tuesday 15th September 1992


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dogbert charismatic leader vegetarian ranks scrawny wimps deceptively healthy


Official transcript

A thin man with a mustache and glasses says, "Dogbert, we need you to become the charismatic leader of our vegetarian movement."

The man continues, "We tried to pick a leader from our ranks, but most of us are . . . Um . . . Well . . ."

Dogbert asks, "Scrawny wimps?"

The man replies, "Yeah, but deceptively healthy."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DOGBERT, WE NEED YOU TO BECOME THE CHARISMATIC LEADER OF OUR VEGETARIAN MOVEMENT.

WE TRIED TO PICK A LEADER FROM OUR RANKS, BUT MOST OF US ARE ... UH...

WELL...

SCRAWNY WIMPS?

YEAH, BUT DECEPTIVELY HEALTHY.

"

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Scrawny Wimps"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dogbert, a white dog with a mustache, attempting to become the leader of a vegetarian movement. He approaches a man and asks him to be the leader, but the man is hesitant due to his own health issues. Dogbert responds by asking if the man is a "scrawny wimp," implying that he is not fit to lead the movement. The man agrees, and Dogbert declares him the leader. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of someone trying to lead a movement despite their own flaws and weaknesses.

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