Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 17th September 1992
Dilbert//1251, first published 34 years ago on Thursday 17th September 1992
Tags
dogbert leader vegetarian movement warning cow egg industry retrsopect floor command elevator
Official transcript
An overweight man enters Dogbert's office and says as he pants and wheezes, "Are you Dogbert, the new leader of the vegetarian movement?"
Dogbert replies, "Yes."
The man continues to pant as he says, "I have a warning from the cow and egg industry . . . You must ERK!"
The man lies on the ground with his feet in the air. Dogbert says, "In retrospect, it was pretty clever of us to rent a third floor command center with no elevator."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
PANTEE ARE YOU DOGBERT, ' WHEEZE I PANT THE NEW LEADER * PANT OF THE VEGETARIAN MOVEMENT?
YES I HAVE A 2 PANT& PANT* WARNING FROM THE 7 PANT * COW AND EGG INDUSTRY ... PANTE YOU MUST ERK!
IN RETROSPECT, IT WAS PRETTY CLEVER OF US TO RENT A THIRD FLOOR COMMAND CENTER WITH NO ELEVATOR.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Cow and Egg Industry"
Summary:
The comic strip, originally published in 1992, revolves around a conversation between two office workers, Dogbert and Pant.
- Dogbert: Inquires about Pant's occupation, to which Pant responds that he is the new leader of the Vegetarian Movement.
- Pant: Reveals that he has a "pant" warning from the Cow and Egg Industry, advising him to "erk."
- Dogbert: Questions Pant's decision to rent a third-floor command center with no elevator.
- Pant: Responds that it was a clever move, as he can now "erk" the elevator.
The comic strip is a humorous commentary on the absurdity of office politics and the lengths people will go to achieve their goals.
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