Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 29th September 1992

Dilbert//1263, first published 34 years ago on Tuesday 29th September 1992

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dogbert unmarried men commit ninety percent violent acts jailed advance prevent atrocities media sensation provocative write whole book gifted

Official transcript

Dogbert stands on a desk chair and types, "Unmarried men commit ninety percent of all violent acts. They should all be jailed in advance to prevent further atrocities."

Dogbert continues typing, "And I should become a media sensation for suggesting such a provocative thing. The end."

Dilbert thinks, "It's hard to write a whole book when you're as gifted as I am at getting to the point."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

"UNMARRIED MEN COMMIT NINETY PERCENT OF ALL VIOLENT ACTS. THEY SHOULD ALL BE JAILED IN ADVANCE TO PREVENT FURTHER ATROCITIES." "AND I SHOULD BECOME A MEDIA SENSATION FOR SUGGESTING SUCH A PROVOCATIVE THING.

THE END " IT'S HARD TO WRITE A WHOLE BOOK WHEN YOU'RE AS GIFTED AS I AM AT GETTINGTO THE POINT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Dilbert" and was originally published in 1992 by United Feature Syndicate, Inc.

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a white mouse, sitting at his desk with a computer and a speech bubble. The speech bubble contains a quote about unmarried men committing violent acts, which Dilbert finds amusing. He then thinks to himself that he should become a media sensation for suggesting such a provocative thing. Finally, he says that it's hard to write a whole book when you're as gifted as he is at getting to the point.

Key Elements:

• Dilbert, a white mouse, sitting at his desk with a computer and a speech bubble.
• A quote about unmarried men committing violent acts, which Dilbert finds amusing.
• Dilbert's thought bubble, where he considers becoming a media sensation for suggesting such a provocative thing.
• Dilbert's statement that it's hard to write a whole book when you're as gifted as he is at getting to the point.

Overall:

The comic strip is a humorous take on the idea of being a media sensation and the challenges of writing a book. It features Dilbert's signature deadpan humor and wit, making it a relatable and entertaining read for fans of the series.

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