Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 2nd October 1992

Dilbert//1266, first published 34 years ago on Friday 2nd October 1992

Tags

dilbert women dating relationships obsessive personality slave love waiter

Official transcript

Dilbert and a woman sit at a restaurant table. The woman says, "I must warn you that I have an obsessive personality."

The woman continues, "If I spend a moment with a man I fall completely in love. I think of only him. I . . . I become his slave."

Dilbert says, "Are you saying . . ."

The woman replies, "Yes. I'm in love with our waiter."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I MUST WARN YOU THAT I MAVE AN OBSESSIVE PERSONALITY.

IF I SPEND A MOMENT WITH A MAN I FALL COMPLETELY IN LOVE.

I THINK OF ONLY HIM.

I... I BECOME HIS SLAVE.

ARE YOU SAYING...

YES. I'M IN LOVE WITH OUR WAITER.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Obsessive Personality"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a man's dinner date, where he is warned by the woman about her obsessive personality. Despite this warning, the man is smitten with the woman and becomes her slave.

Key Elements:

• The man is drawn to the woman's personality, despite her warning.
• The woman's obsession with the man is revealed as she becomes his slave.
• The comic strip explores the theme of obsessive love and the consequences of being in a relationship with someone who has an obsessive personality.

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