Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 13th October 1992

Dilbert//1277, first published 34 years ago on Tuesday 13th October 1992

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dilbert dogbert romantic match life happiness key avoid person catbert

Official transcript

The caption says, "They say everybody has a perfect romantic match . . ."

Dilbert and Dogbert walk outdoors. The caption says, "And they say the key to a life of happiness . . ."

A woman who looks like Dilbert walks outdoors with her cat. The caption says, ". . . Is to avoid that person at all costs."

As they pass each other Dilbert, Dogbert, the female Dilbert and her cat all think, "Yuck."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THEY SAY EVERYBODY HAS A PERFECT ROMANTIC MATCH...

AND THEY SAY THE KEY TO A LIFE OF HAPPINESS...

...IS TO AVOID THAT PERSON AT ALL COSTS.

YUCK YUCK

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "A Life of Happiness"

Summary:

• The comic strip follows a man who believes that everyone has a perfect romantic match.
• He meets a woman who shares his sentiments, and they both agree that the key to a life of happiness is to avoid that person at all costs.
• The strip humorously pokes fun at the idea of finding a perfect partner, suggesting that it may not be as desirable as we think.

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