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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 15th October 1992

Dilbert//1279, first published 34 years ago on Thursday 15th October 1992


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dilbert the boss received employee suggestion handle blanket imbeciles process


Official transcript

Dilbert sits at his desk. The Boss enters and says, "I just received your employee suggestion."

The Boss continues, "We'll handle it the usual way -- by making you sit under a wet blanket surrounded by imbeciles."

Dilbert sits in a chair with a blanket covering his head. Four stupid people stand around him. Dilbert thinks, "At least there's a process."

A man asks, "Explain your suggestion again."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I JUST RECEIVED YOUR EMPLOYEE SUGGESTION.

WELL HANDLE IT THE USUAL WAY -- BY MAKING YOU SIT UNDER A WET BLANKET SURROUNDED BY IMBECILES.

AT LEAST THERE'S A PROCESS.

EXPLAIN YOUR SUGGESTION AGAIN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Imbeciles"

Summary:

  • The comic strip depicts a boss giving an employee a suggestion to sit under a wet blanket surrounded by imbeciles.
  • The employee is confused and asks for clarification.
  • The boss explains that there is a process to follow, but the employee is still unsure.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the absurdity of the situation and the lack of clear communication between the boss and employee.

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