Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 3rd November 1992

Dilbert//1298, first published 34 years ago on Tuesday 3rd November 1992

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little doggie dude dogbert driving school gruesome highway accidents intended helicopter

Official transcript

A boy wearing a cap stands in front of Dogbert's desk and says, "Sign me up, little doggie-dude."

Dogbert says, "We'll begin with a film about gruesome highway accidents. It is intended to shock you into driving safely."

The boy sits in front of a television eating a snack. The boy asks, "Really? People get shocked by THIS?"

Dogbert says, "I'll be following your car in a helicopter."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SIGN ME UP, LITTLE DOGGIE-DUDE.

DOGBERT'S DRIVING SCHOOL

WE'LL BEGIN WITH A FILM ABOUT GRUESOME HIGHWAY ACCIDENTS. IT IS INTENDED TO SHOCK YOU INTO DRIVING SAFELY.

REALLY?

PEOPLE GET SHOCKED BY THIS ?

I'LL BE FOLLOWING YOUR CAR IN A HELICOPTER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Dogbert's Driving School"

Summary:

• Dogbert offers to teach Dilbert how to drive safely, but with a twist: they'll be following his car in a helicopter.
• Dilbert is hesitant at first, but eventually agrees to the unusual driving lesson.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of a dog teaching humans how to drive, and the absurdity of using a helicopter to follow a car.

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