Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 9th November 1992

Dilbert//1304, first published 34 years ago on Monday 9th November 1992

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dilbert wally floyd question co-workers chewed clothes synthetic shock healthy eat

Official transcript

Dilbert asks Wally, "What happened to you?"

Wally's clothing is torn and tattered. Wally replies, "I asked Floyd a question."

Wally continues, "Floyd hates his job, so he takes it out on co-workers. He almost chewed my clothes off."

Dilbert asks, "How'd you stop him?"

Wally replies, "He went into synthetic shock; it's not healthy to eat too much of this stuff."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

I ASKED FLOYD A QUESTION.

FLOYD HATES HIS JOB, SO HE TAKES IT OUT ON COWORKERS. HE ALMOST CHEWED MY CLOTHES OFF.

HOW'D YOU STOP HIM?

HE WENT INTO SYNTHETIC SHOCK; IT'S NOT HEALTHY TO EAT TOO MUCH OF THIS STUFF.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Floyd's Fashion Fiasco"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between Dilbert and his coworker Floyd. The conversation begins with Dilbert asking Floyd about his job, to which Floyd responds that he hates it. Floyd then reveals that he took it out on his coworkers by chewing off their clothes, leaving him almost naked. In response, Dilbert asks how Floyd would stop him from doing the same thing. Floyd suggests that he went into synthetic shock, which is not healthy to eat too much of. The comic strip is a humorous take on the consequences of Floyd's actions and the absurdity of his solution.

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