Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 22nd November 1992

Dilbert//1317, first published 34 years ago on Sunday 22nd November 1992

Tags

dogbert school jerk sorting major categories specialized instruction supermodel cindy picture sports hubba court

Official transcript

Two men shove each other as they enter "Dogbert's School for Jerks."

Dogbert stands on a stool and says, "We'll begin by sorting you into the three major jerk categories for specialized instruction."

Dogbert holds up a photo and says, "Look at this picture of supermodel Cindy Crawford."

A man in the audience says, "Whoa! Hubba! Snort!"

Dogbert says, "Anybody who said 'hubba,' stand over there. You are what is called 'jerks around women.'"

Dogbert tosses a ball into the audience and says, "Now, somebody catch this ball, please."

Someone yells, "Foul! You fouled!"

Dogbert says, "Anybody who yelled 'foul' is a 'sports jerk.' Stand over there."

A man says, "It WAS a foul."

Dogbert says, "So, whoever is left must be . . ."

A woman wearing a suit and carrying a briefcase says, "Hurry up. I'm late for court."

The man next to her asks, "You're a lawyer too?"

Another man says, "I was going to say 'hubba.'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT'S SCHOOL FOR JERKS WE'LL BEGIN BY SORTING YOU INTO THE THREE MAJOR JERK CATEGORIES FOR SPECIALIZED INSTRUCTION.

LOOK AT THIS PICTURE OF SUPERMODEL CINDY CRAWFORD.

WHOA!

HUBBA!

SNORT!

ANYBODY WHO SAID "HUBBA" STAND OVER THERE. YOU ARE WHAT IS CALLED "JERKS AROUND WOMEN." NOW, SOME BODY CATCH THIS BALL, PLEASE.

ANYBODY WHO YELLED "FOUL" IS A "SPORTS JERK." STAND OVER THERE.

IT WAS A FOUL.

SO, WHOEVER IS LEFT MUST BE ...

HURRY UP.

I'M LATE FOR COURT.

YOU'RE A LAWYER TOO?

I WAS GOING TO SAY "HUBBA".

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Jerk School"

Summary:

• The comic strip revolves around a man named Dogbert, who has created a school for jerks.
• The students are categorized into three main categories: "Foul", "Sports Jerk", and "Hubba".
• The students are given instructions on how to behave in each category.
• The comic strip features a humorous and satirical take on the concept of jerks and how they can be categorized and taught.

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