Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 4th December 1992

Dilbert//1329, first published 34 years ago on Friday 4th December 1992

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dogbert earth taxes press conference reporter corrupt morally supreme ruler

Official transcript

Dogbert stands at a podium during a press conference. A reporter asks, "Now that you're the Supreme Ruler of Earth, will you become morally corrupt?"

Dogbert replies, "Yes, that's my plan. It's really the only way to enjoy a job like this."

Dogbert continues, "And of course I'll be raising taxes just to see the expressions on your faces."

The reporters look angry.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

NOW THAT YOU'RE THE SUPREME RULER OF EARTH, WILL YOU BECOME MORALLY CORRUPT?

YES, THAT'S MY PLAN.

IT'S REALLY THE ONLY WAY TO ENJOY A JOB LIKE THIS.

AND OF COURSE I'LL BE RAISING TAXES JUST TO SEE THE EXPRESSIONS ON YOUR FACES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Enjoying the Job"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a white robot, in a job interview. He is asked if he will become morally corrupt, to which he responds that it is the only way to enjoy the job. The interviewer then reveals that the company's main focus is on raising taxes and showcasing them on employees' faces. Dilbert appears unimpressed, while the interviewer seems pleased with the prospect.

Key Points:

• Dilbert is interviewed for a job.
• He is asked if he will become morally corrupt.
• He responds that it is the only way to enjoy the job.
• The company's main focus is on raising taxes and showcasing them on employees' faces.
• Dilbert appears unimpressed, while the interviewer seems pleased.

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