Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 12th December 1992

Dilbert//1337, first published 34 years ago on Saturday 12th December 1992

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the boss alice dilbert video game plateau kids outside diversify pollute

Official transcript

The Boss, Alice, Dilbert, Ted and a woman sit at a conference table. The Boss says, "Our video game division has reached a sales plateau."

The Boss continues, "Kids are spending more time outside these days. There's only one thing we can do."

Dilbert asks, "Diversify?"

The Boss replies, "Pollute!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR VIDEO GAME DIVISION HAS REACHED A SALES PLATEAU.

KIDS ARE SPENDING MORE TIME OUTSIDE THESE DAYS. THERE'S ONLY ONE THING WE CAN DO.

DIVERSIFY?

POLLUTE!

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AI Analysis

Title: "Diversify?"

Summary:

The comic strip features a group of businesspeople in a meeting, with one person suggesting that they diversify. The others respond by asking if they can pollute, implying that they are looking for ways to expand their business into new areas, including environmental degradation. The strip pokes fun at the idea that businesses will do whatever it takes to make a profit, even if it means harming the environment.

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