Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 18th December 1992

Dilbert//1343, first published 34 years ago on Friday 18th December 1992

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dilbert ratbert family rat drug testing change

Official transcript

Dilbert sits at his desk. Ratbert says, "You've never accepted me in your family because I'm a little rat."

Ratbert continues, "But I'll be testing a drug at the lab that will change that. No more little rat."

Dilbert asks, "You won't be a rat?"

Ratbert replies, "Don't tell me it's the 'rat' part that bothers you . . ."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU'VE NEVER ACCEPTED ME IN YOUR FAMILY BECAUSE I'M A LITTLE RAT.

BUT I'LL BE TESTING A DRUG AT THE LAB THAT WILL CHANGE THAT. NO MORE LITTLE RAT.

YOU WON'T BE A RAT?

DON'T TELL ME IT'S THE "RAT" PART THAT BOTHERS YOU ...

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "You Won't Be a Rat"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between Dilbert and his dog, Dogbert. The conversation starts with Dilbert's family not accepting him because he is "a little rat." In response, Dilbert decides to test a drug at the lab that will change him into a rat. However, when Dogbert asks if he will still be a rat, Dilbert replies that he won't be a rat, but rather a "rat" part that bothers him. The conversation ends with Dogbert telling Dilbert not to tell him it's the "rat" part that bothers him.

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