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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 8th January 1993

Dilbert//1364, first published 33 years ago on Friday 8th January 1993


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dogbert school technology imbeciles baffled intelligence generalizing


Official transcript

Dogbert says to a group of people, "Welcome to Dogbert's School for Technology Imbeciles."

Dogbert continues, "You are all easily baffled by simple technology, even though you have normal intelligence otherwise."

Dogbert continues, "Of course, I'm generalizing on that last point."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WELCOME TO DOGBERT'S SCHOOL FOR TECHNOLOGY IMBECILES.

YOU ARE ALL EASILY BAFFLED BY SIMPLE TECHNOLOGY, EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE NORMAL INTELLIGENCE OTHERWISE.

OF COURSE, I'M GENERALIZING ON THAT LAST POINT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Welcome to Dogbert's School for Technology Imbeciles"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dogbert, a cynical and manipulative character from the "Dilbert" comic strip series, as the instructor of a school for individuals with limited technology knowledge.

  • Dogbert welcomes the students to his school, emphasizing that they are easily baffled by simple technology, even if they have normal intelligence otherwise.
  • He explains that his goal is to generalize on that last point, implying that he will use his students' lack of technology skills to his advantage.
  • The students are depicted as being confused and frustrated by the technology they are trying to learn, while Dogbert appears to be enjoying their struggles.

Overall:

The comic strip pokes fun at the challenges of learning new technology and the frustrations that can come with it. Dogbert's character adds a layer of humor and satire to the strip, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.

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