Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 18th January 1993

Dilbert//1374, first published 33 years ago on Monday 18th January 1993

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dilbert home friend tea lemon waffles dogbert lousy

Official transcript

Dilbert, who is wearing a bathrobe, says to Dogbert, "I'm feeling ill. I think I'll stay home today."

Dogbert replies, "Great . . . Now you'll try to make me feel sorry for you so I'll wait on you all day. Well, that's a lousy thing to do to a friend."

Dilbert says, "Gee, I'm sorry. Can I get you anything while I'm up?"

Dogbert replies, "Tea with lemon. And some waffles."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M FEELING ILL. I THINK I'LL STAY HOME TODAY.

GREAT... NOW YOU'LL TRY TO MAKE ME FEEL SORRY FOR YOU SO I'LL WAIT ON YOU ALL DAY WELL, THAT'S A LOUSY THING TO DO TO A FRIEND.

GEE, I'M SORRY.

CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING WHILE I'M UP?

TEA WITH LEMON. AND SOME WAFFLES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A Lousy Thing to Do"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 1993, features a conversation between two characters. The first character, who is feeling ill, decides to stay home and rest. However, the second character, who is eager to spend time with their friend, tries to convince them to come out and socialize. Despite the second character's efforts, the first character remains determined to stay home and rest, citing it as a "lousy thing to do" to visit someone when they are feeling unwell. The comic strip humorously highlights the importance of prioritizing one's health and well-being over social obligations.

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