Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 13th February 1993

Dilbert//1400, first published 33 years ago on Saturday 13th February 1993

Dilbert cartoon for Saturday 13th February 1993

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dilbert critical third date casually mention hidden deformities horrible secrets dating mob boss

Official transcript

Dilbert and a woman sit at a table in a restaurant. Dilbert thinks, "This is it . . . The critical third date."

Dilbert thinks, "This is when they casually mention any hidden deformities or horrible secrets to see if you still like them."

The woman says, "Some people say you should stop dating after you marry a mob boss."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS IS IT..

THE CRITICAL THIRD DATE THIS IS WHEN THEY CASUALLY MENTION ANY HIDDEN DEFORMITIES OR HORRIBLE SECRETS TO SEE IF YOU STILL LIKE THEM.

SOME PEOPLE SAY YOU SHOULD STOP DATING AFTER YOU MARRY A MOB BOSS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Mob Boss"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, sitting at a table with a woman. The conversation begins with Dilbert saying, "This is it... the critical third date." The woman responds by mentioning that people often mention hidden deformities or horrible secrets when they casually mention any hidden deformities or horrible secrets to see if you still like them.

Dilbert then says, "Some people say you should stop dating after you marry a mob boss." The woman appears surprised by this statement, and Dilbert's response suggests that he is trying to make a point about the importance of being honest and open in a relationship.

Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at the idea that people may be hesitant to reveal their true selves on a date, and that sometimes it takes a bold statement to get to the heart of the matter.

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