Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 5th March 1993

Dilbert//1420, first published 33 years ago on Friday 5th March 1993

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dilbert linda constructive criticism dress pudgy women wearing

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "Gee, Linda, if you don't mind some constructive criticism, that dress makes you look pudgy."

Linda screams, "Haaiii!!!"

Dilbert arrives at home with his arm in a sling and his clothes tattered. Dilbert tells Dogbert, "I still don't understand women, but I think when they yell 'haaiii' it means they like the dress they're wearing."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

GEE, LINDA, IF YOU DON'T MIND SOME CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM, THAT DRESS MAKES YOU LOOK PUDGY.

HAAIII!!!

I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WOMEN, BUT I THINK WHEN THEY YELL "HAAIII" IT MEANS THEY LIKE THE DRESS THEY'RE WEARING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Pudgy Dress"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with spiky hair, wearing a white shirt and red-and-black striped tie. He is standing in front of a mirror, where he notices a woman's comment about his dress. The woman, wearing a yellow shirt, says, "Gee, Linda, if you don't mind some constructive criticism, that dress makes you look pudgy."

Dilbert responds by saying, "I still don't understand women, but I think when they yell 'HAAIII' it means they like the dress they're wearing." The woman then yells "HAAIII" and covers her mouth in shock.

In the final panel, Dilbert is shown standing in front of a whiteboard, with the woman sitting on the floor, looking embarrassed. The comic strip pokes fun at the complexities of human relationships and the challenges of understanding women's behavior.

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