Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 16th March 1993

Dilbert//1431, first published 33 years ago on Tuesday 16th March 1993

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the boss budget impact projects bullet points oxygen competition jello detailed senior executives

Official transcript

A woman stands in front of the Boss's desk and says, "I summarized the budget impacts on six hundred projects with those three bullet points."

The Boss reads, "- Oxygen is good. - Competition is bad. - I like Jello."

The woman asks, "Do you think it's too detailed for the senior executives?"

The Boss replies, "Take out the 'competition' one."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I SUMMARIZED THE BUDGET IMPACTS ON SIX HUNDRED PROJECTS WITH THOSE THREE BULLET POINTS.

" - OXYGEN IS GOOD - COMPETITION IS BAD - I LIKE JELLO "

DO YOU THINK IT'S TOO DETAILED FOR THE SENIOR EXECUTIVES?

TAKE OUT THE "COMPETITION" ONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Three Bullet Points"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a boss and an employee. The boss presents a report with three bullet points, each highlighting a significant impact on the budget. The employee responds with a sarcastic comment about the report's content, which is met with a stern reaction from the boss. The employee then proceeds to take out the "competition" one, implying that the report is too detailed for senior executives. The boss is left unimpressed, and the employee is reprimanded for their behavior.

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